I don’t write a lot these days. This is mostly because there are few topics worth writing about these days. Niggas are mostly about who drank alcohol worth how much and the number of people actually reading for the heck of it is getting smaller as days go by.
However, today of all days, a day in which the great united has drawn with spurs, I have gathered my fingers, keyboard and whatever little brain cells that ze alcohol has not destroyed, and strung together a few words and hoped to hell and high water that they made sense.
The government is full of douchebags and pea brained niggas. The current president came through with a colorful manifesto promising the world and a bag of chips. The few of us that were cognitive enough to question all that glitters not being gold, saw right through the smoke and mirrors of it all. Those who didn’t, and decided to support their KAMWANA, are now seeing that they bought into a truckload of horse manure expertly peddled by an army of snake oil salesmen, and a PR machine that had the devil’s own reach and the efficiency of the flu virus!
Among the high priority pursuits of the Jubilee government was Police reforms. Nigh a day goes by without the public going up in arms about the police taking bribes and underperforming in general. Well, a feature on NTV brought a few things into very bright light, ladies and gentlemen. The police force, in its entirety, is very severely and deeply in the toilet! Quite literally, they are in the shitter, and the general public, by extension are royally fucked!
See, the feature/documentary brought forward a few things that might astound even the staunchest believers in this or the previous regime. The most glaring of theme all was that the elite police force, the Recce Company members, take home, in a good,month, less than what our president’s children use on a single day. There are empty headed socialites (read hoes) that have on their heads horse hair that costs about what 40 members of the elite unit that guard H.E Uhuru Kenyatta and his Deputy earn a month. The minute I saw this, I lost all hope in this country of ours!
To make matters worse, the regular police are even worse for wear. Their housing situation is what you would call, in your most civilized attempt, fucking shitty, the police stations and posts are in deplorable condition. To make matters worse, there are no evidence storage units to speak of; there is a cop out there, going to bed in a house full of case evidence, and he is expected to give testimony in a case that is supposed to elicit a conviction. The Illuminati couldn’t even hack it under such conditions!!
Now, let me blow your fucking mind, in the year 2013, the year that produced the X-Box 1, there are cops out there still using a fucking typewriter. This bloody government promised laptops to snort nosed brats and the police are using typewriters?! Is there no one who sees something wrong with this picture?! Type-fucking-writers!! Digital era my fifth anterior metatarsal!!
The government is busy making sure that the president and his deputy do not go to the ICC; too busy to notice that the country is slowly disintegrating around them. The salaries and remunerations commission recently gave ward reps a massive increase in pay from 79k to well over 200k, yet the people that deserve better pay are left to fend for themselves.
There are certain basic structures in a nation. They are those things a standing nation cannot function without, they are;
· A working security infrastructure
· Functioning medical structures
· A working education system
When we cannot keep any of these happy, we are very close to that deep abyss that is the failed nation canyon. This is the real police brutality!
Mr. Uhuru Kenyatta, I will tag your twitter handle and that of your chief of digital whatchamacallit, Ole Itumbi to this post. When someone with such elite training as a member of the Recce Company is unhappy, with the skills to kill a man with nothing but a paper clip and a prayer, we should all be very afraid. But….ehh… this is Kenya, it will all blow over in a few days, right UK?!
